* This has been said of sleep deprivation: "At the very least, sleep deprivation is cruel, inhumane and degrading. If used for prolonged periods of time it is torture." Babies are allowed to keep their mothers awake for days at a time, but when the same is done to detainees at Gitmo, it is called cruel and unusual punishment. Obama has promised to shut Gitmo down asap. I'm just saying. Maybe he wants to come and rock my screaming baby to sleep at 4am as well?
* Does turning on the same dvr'd episode of Super Why? for the 8th time so far today constitute "teaching" my three year old? I'm pretty sure that the show teaches letters and spelling.
* Whose idea was it to have a baby in the wintertime when we would be cooped up in the house for the next 3-4 months? Whoops.
* How is it that it takes seventeen times longer to get ready and out of the house with two kids, instead of just twice as long?
*Could someone come and clean my house? Or at the very least, come and vacuum up the layer of dog hair on the floors?
3am. Ready to party.